RPattz: TruFax

Ok, this is the retarded post of the day hahaha: I found a community in LiveJournal called "rpattz_trufax", where you can get a lot of lulz mainly because they're dedicated to write stuff like this:

Éste es el post estúpido del día xD: encontré una comunidad en LiveJournal llamada ""rpattz_trufax", y en cuanto leí algunos posts casi muero de risa, principalmente porque escriben cosas como éstas:

ENJOY!

*Robert Pattinson lives in a yellow submarine. 

*Teen Spirit smells like Robert Pattinson

*In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then RPattz turned that wine into beer.

*Rpattz stole the cookie from the cookie jar.

*RPattz doesn't provide an orgasm. He IS the orgasm.

* Robert Pattinson has more friends than Tom.

*Robert Pattinson found Nemo.

*Robert Pattinson let the dogs out.

*On the first day, Robert Pattison created God.
* Robert Pattinson is America's Next Top Model.

*A boggart's boggart is Robert Pattinson

*Robert Pattinson is the walrus.

*Robert Pattinson knows Victoria's Secret.

*God wanted Robert Pattinson as his only son, but he got Jesus instead.

There's like one million trufax about Robert Pattinson, so I will try to post them often =D

Hay como mil ocho mil "trufax" de Rob, así que trataré de postear algunos lo más frecuentemente que pueda =D

(Perdón por no traducir los trufax....en español no resultan tan graciosos xD)

Sandra <3